there are only 3 worthwhile things that david cage has ever played a part in producing, and none of them were a part of his shitty ‘vision’ or indeed intentional at all:
- press x to jason
- press x to shaun
- the video of the heavy rain chase scene where he misses all the button prompts and it turns into a looney tunes cartoon whilst someone absolutely loses their shit in the background
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