dreamsweetinseamajor:

my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

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[Posted March 15th, 2018 at 11:49 PM]
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